A man who never made a mistake, never made anything.
4-14-18
A clear conscience is more valuable than wealth.
Tagalog (Filipino) (on conscience)
4-13-18
A fair exchange is no robbery.
Scottish Proverb
4-12-18
A friend's eye is a good mirror.
Gaelic (on friendship)
4-11-18
A loan though old is not a gift.
unknown
4-10-18
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
4-9-18
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
Julius Caesar (c.102-44 BC)
4-8-18
Dally not with other folk's spouses or money.
Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
“4-7-18
Don't pretend to be something you aren't.
Aesop (c.620-560 BC)
4-6-18
Don't take any wooden nickels.
American (on authenticity)
“4-5-18
Following the path of least resistence is what makes both men and rivers crooked.
unknown - thanks to Brian Fierling
4-4-18
From the fullness of the heart, the mouth speaks.
Jesus Christ
4-3-18
Half the truth is often a whole lie.
Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
4-2-18
He that steals an egg will steal an ox.
George Herbert (1593-1633)
“4-1-18
Honesty is the best policy.
Aesop (c.620-560 BC)
“3-31-18
It is better to suffer for truth than to prosper by falsehood.
Danish (on comparable worth)
“3-30-18
Keep conscience clear, then never fear.
Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
“3-2918
Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee.
George Chapman (c.1559-1634)"
3-28-18
Let's get things straight.
3-27-18Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.
Janette Ralliso
03-26-2018
The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.
03-25-2018
When you're good at making excuses, it's hard to excel at anything else.
John L. Mason
03-24-2018
Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
Aldous Huxley
03-23-2018
The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.
Henry Ward Beecher
03-22-2018
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.
Frank Tyger
03-21-2018
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Anne Frank
03-20-2018
He who excuses himself accuses himself.
Gabriel Meurier
03-19-2018
Short cuts make long delays.
J.R.R. Tolkien
03-17-18
You can't wait around for something to become good, it either is, or isn't.
Toni Aleo
03-16-18
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Steve Jobs
03-15-18
Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing.
Denis Waitley
03-14-18
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Soren Kierkegaard
03-13-18
A great attitude becomes a great day which becomes a great month which becomes a great year which becomes a great life.
Mandy Hale
03-12-18
You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.
The Notebook
03-11-18
I didn't get there by wishing for it or hoping for it, but by working for it.
Estee Lauder
03-10-18More Quotes from Stephen Wright
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
03-08-2018
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
03-07-2018
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
03-06-2018
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
03-05-2018
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name ?
023-04-2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
03-03-2018Quotes
From Stephen Wright
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
03-02-18
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 03-01-18
Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
02-28-18
I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
02-27-18
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
02-26-18
Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
02-25-18
Half the people you know are below average.
02-24-18
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6
02-23-2018
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
02-22-2018
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
02-21-2018
If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
02-20-2018
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
02-19-2018
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART
02-18-2018
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
02-17-2018
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." - Thomas Paine
02-16-2018
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
02-15-2018
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
02-14-2018
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. – Mark Twain (1835-1910)
02-013-2018
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
02-12-2018
Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.
02-11-2018
Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business.
02-10-2018
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
02-09-2018
I doubt, therefore, I might be
02-08-2018
If an ant has a parent that has a brother, who is eaten by an anteater....does that make the anteater an uncle eater also?
02-07-2018
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Korean 02-06-2018
A new broom sweeps clean but an old broom knows the corners.
02-05-2018
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
02-04-2018
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
02-03-2018
IF A GROUNDHOGS' SIGHT IS GOING BAD...WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WEATHER ?
02-02-2018
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
02-01-2018
If you love something very much, give it away. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
01-31-2018
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
01-30-2018
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
01-29-2018
A bird in the hand, is better than two in the bush.....unless you are a Statue
01-28-2018
“If you lend someone $25 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”
01-27-2018
“Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”01-26-2018
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone - Reba McEntire
01-25-2018
There are no barriers from where you are .
01-24-2018
The role of humans is procureation and, or advancement of human society along with education .....if you are not doing one of these, you have wasted, your time and that of all others.
01- 23-2018
It takes less time to do something right than to explain why it was done wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)
01-22-2018
The highways and byways of life are littered with squirrels that couldn't make a decision. 01-21-2018
"The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat."
Lily Tomlin
01-20-2018
We don’t receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us. Marcel Proust
01-19-2018
Anyone who says "It's as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
01-18-2018
Anger is but a reaction to being hurt
01-17-18
The mind is everything. What you think you become. Buddha 01-16-2018
If a frog were to have wings, it would not bump its ass every time it hops .....
01-15-18
So far, you have survived 100% of your worst days ...
01-14-2018
Team work is very important, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.... 01-13-2018
Please, do not eat the yellow snow ...01-12-18
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
teach him to fish, and he will learn to lie.
01-11-2018
Life is funny,it gives the test first,and the lesson comes later....01-10-2018
The man at peace is the richest Man in the World...01-09 2018-